COMING UP ON THE KQ MORNING SHOW

• Monday – The Progressive Secret Sound at 7:30 and 8:30.   Ask the Cop at 7:40. Weekend sports wrap up with Bruce Ciskie
  
• Tuesday – The Secret Sound at 7:30 and 8:30. Ask the Mechanic @ 8:40.
  
• Wednesday – The Secret Sound at 7:30 and 8:30.  Ask the Doctor @ 7:40
  
• Thursday – The Secret Sound Double Down at 7:30 and 8:30.   Ask the Lawyer at 7:40 with Forrest Hutchinson.
  
• Friday -    Jason Manning live from Grand Rapids as he gets ready for the Minnesota Fishing Opener!  Engwalls Birthday Battle with Savage.  Page 2 headlines.   Secret Sound at 7:30 and 8:30. Sports with Ciskie.  Phat Jam Friday!
  

The KQ Morning Show with Jason Manning, Scott Savage and Bruce Ciskie with sports.  Every Monday through Friday from 6-9.  News, information, weather and sports.   For nearly 15 years the KQ Morning Show has been the Northlands #1 morning show.  Oh Ya!!

FUN MORNING SHOW LINKS

SUPER HERO PHOENIX JONES…CLICK HERE
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS….CLICK HERE
BRANDY NEEDS YOUR HELP….CLICK HERE
ITALIAN SQUATTERS IN UK…CLICK HERE
UFO SIGHTING…CLICK HERE
KYLE BUSCH IN PINK…CLICK HERE
GLOVES ARE OFF…CLICK HERE
JET CRASH…CLICK HERE
DOUBLE RAINBOW…CLICK HERE
PARENTING FAILS…CLICK HERE
VIKINGS NEW QB “JOE WEBB”.CLICK HERE
APPLE’S NEW IPHONE….CLICK HERE
SPOCK SINGS & DANCES…CLICK HERE
ICELAND VOLCANO….CLICK HERE
METEOR 4-15-10….CLICK HERE
FACE OF VOLCANO….CLICK HERE
TAKE HIS MIC…..CLICK HERE
JETPACK…..CLICK HERE
SAVE BIRDS….CLICK HERE
WHALE ATTACK….CLICK HERE
MUFFIN TOP BULLET…CLICK HERE
KISSING BOOK….CLICK HERE
WOMEN GIFT IDEAS….WOOHER.COM
FRANK & PORCUPINE…..CLICK HERE
MINI-SLED DOG RACE…..CLICK HERE
SNOWPOCALYPSE….CLICK HERE
NEW ORLEANS ATTACK AD…..CLICK HERE
SNAPPING TURTLES…..CLICK HERE
BALD PARROT?…CLICK HERE
UFO OVER NORWAY…CLICK HERE
TIGER JOKES…CLICK HERE
TIGER SAT NIGHT LIVE…CLICK HERE
TIGER WOODS ANIMATION…CLICK HERE
METEOR EXPLODES…CLICK HERE
LITTLE GIRL SCORES ON HERSELF!!…CLICK HERE
SKYDIVING JOKE…CLICK HERE
GAGGING FATHERS…CLICK HERE
SKATE BOARDING DOG!…CLICK HERE
THE BENNY HILLIFIER…CLICK HERE
HOW NOT TO DRIVE FORKLIFTS…CLICK HERE
THE KQ MORNINGSHOW BAND…CLICK HERE

KQ BIG LIST

OVER THE YEARS, THE MORNING SHOW HAS READ COUNTLESS STORIES.  INSIDE EACH STORY IS A LESSON TO BE LEARNED.  THE FOLLOWING IS THE EVER-GROWING KQ BIG LIST!!!

DON’T TEST A PROTOTYPE SEGWAY NEXT TO A CLIFF.

DO NOT EAT RAW GASTROPODS.

BEFORE USING A CUTTING TORCH ON A GAS TANK MAKE SURE IT IS EMPTY.

DON’T HURT CHILDREN.

DON’T USE LIVE 40 MM AMMO TO SQUASH BUGS.

DON’T LEAVE YOUR 97 YEAR OLD GRAMMA, KIDS OR DOGS IN A HOT CAR.  EVEN IF YOU LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK.

ALWAYS CHECK THE TOILET SEAT FOR GLUE (OR ANYTHING ELSE) BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN.  WHY WOULDN’T YOU ANYWAY??

DO NOT OPEN ROCKET LAUNCED GRENADES WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.

DON’T USE YOUR FOOT TO HELP WOOD THROUGH THE WOOD CHIPPER.

DON’T DRINK CLOUDY WATER.  ESPECIALLY IF IT SMELLS FUNNY.

DON’T MELT DOWN LIVE ARTILLERY SHELLS FOR SCRAP METAL.

DON’T LET YOUR 7 YEAR OLD BE YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER.  CALL A CAB.

DON’T LIST ATOMIC BOMB SECRETS ON THE INTERNET.

DON’T BLOW UP FIRECRAKERS.

DON’T TEASE A GORILLA WHO CAN HURL POOP AT YOU PLACED BETWEEN “THE CHEEKS.”

DON’T EVER, EVER MAKE A HOME-MADE SEX TAPE!

DON’T STEAL ANOTHER MANS GLASS EYE.

DON’T TAKE NUDE PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.

DON’T THROW PUPPIES OFF OF HILLS OR LEDGES.

DON’T FLASH YOUR PRIVATE PARTS TO WOMEN SERVING HOT COFFEE IN A DRIVE THROUGH.

CHECK BACK.  THERE ARE A LOT OF IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD AND THE BIG LIST IS ALWAYS GROWING!!!