COMING UP ON THE KQ MORNING SHOW
- Monday - Jason and Scott will be live Memorial Day Monday from 6-10!
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Tuesday…..Ask the Mechanic @ 8:40. We pick the winner of the Rock n’ Roll 500 contest! Moondance Jam passes will be awarded! Sports with Ciskie
- Wednesday -Ask the Doctor at 7:40 with Dr. Fischer!
- Thursday – Forrest Hutchinson with “Ask the Lawyer” at 7:40
- Friday -The KQ Morning Show is live from Brainerd International Raceway!
Listen for you chance to stake a claim with the KQ Gold Rush 2!
The KQ Morning Show with Jason Manning, Scott Savage and Bruce Ciskie with sports. Every Monday through Friday from 6-9. News, information, weather and sports. For nearly 15 years the KQ Morning Show has been the Northlands #1 morning show. Oh Ya!!
FUN MORNING SHOW LINKS
SUPER HERO PHOENIX JONES…CLICK HERE
BELIEVE IN GHOSTS….CLICK HERE
BRANDY NEEDS YOUR HELP….CLICK HERE
ITALIAN SQUATTERS IN UK…CLICK HERE
UFO SIGHTING…CLICK HERE
KYLE BUSCH IN PINK…CLICK HERE
GLOVES ARE OFF…CLICK HERE
JET CRASH…CLICK HERE
DOUBLE RAINBOW…CLICK HERE
PARENTING FAILS…CLICK HERE
VIKINGS NEW QB “JOE WEBB”.CLICK HERE
APPLE’S NEW IPHONE….CLICK HERE
SPOCK SINGS & DANCES…CLICK HERE
ICELAND VOLCANO….CLICK HERE
METEOR 4-15-10….CLICK HERE
FACE OF VOLCANO….CLICK HERE
TAKE HIS MIC…..CLICK HERE
JETPACK…..CLICK HERE
SAVE BIRDS….CLICK HERE
WHALE ATTACK….CLICK HERE
MUFFIN TOP BULLET…CLICK HERE
KISSING BOOK….CLICK HERE
WOMEN GIFT IDEAS….WOOHER.COM
FRANK & PORCUPINE…..CLICK HERE
MINI-SLED DOG RACE…..CLICK HERE
SNOWPOCALYPSE….CLICK HERE
NEW ORLEANS ATTACK AD…..CLICK HERE
SNAPPING TURTLES…..CLICK HERE
BALD PARROT?…CLICK HERE
UFO OVER NORWAY…CLICK HERE
TIGER JOKES…CLICK HERE
TIGER SAT NIGHT LIVE…CLICK HERE
TIGER WOODS ANIMATION…CLICK HERE
METEOR EXPLODES…CLICK HERE
LITTLE GIRL SCORES ON HERSELF!!…CLICK HERE
SKYDIVING JOKE…CLICK HERE
GAGGING FATHERS…CLICK HERE
SKATE BOARDING DOG!…CLICK HERE
THE BENNY HILLIFIER…CLICK HERE
HOW NOT TO DRIVE FORKLIFTS…CLICK HERE
THE KQ MORNINGSHOW BAND…CLICK HERE
KQ BIG LIST
OVER THE YEARS, THE MORNING SHOW HAS READ COUNTLESS STORIES. INSIDE EACH STORY IS A LESSON TO BE LEARNED. THE FOLLOWING IS THE EVER-GROWING KQ BIG LIST!!!
DON’T TEST A PROTOTYPE SEGWAY NEXT TO A CLIFF.
DO NOT EAT RAW GASTROPODS.
BEFORE USING A CUTTING TORCH ON A GAS TANK MAKE SURE IT IS EMPTY.
DON’T HURT CHILDREN.
DON’T USE LIVE 40 MM AMMO TO SQUASH BUGS.
DON’T LEAVE YOUR 97 YEAR OLD GRAMMA, KIDS OR DOGS IN A HOT CAR. EVEN IF YOU LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK.
ALWAYS CHECK THE TOILET SEAT FOR GLUE (OR ANYTHING ELSE) BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN. WHY WOULDN’T YOU ANYWAY??
DO NOT OPEN ROCKET LAUNCED GRENADES WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.
DON’T USE YOUR FOOT TO HELP WOOD THROUGH THE WOOD CHIPPER.
DON’T DRINK CLOUDY WATER. ESPECIALLY IF IT SMELLS FUNNY.
DON’T MELT DOWN LIVE ARTILLERY SHELLS FOR SCRAP METAL.
DON’T LET YOUR 7 YEAR OLD BE YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER. CALL A CAB.
DON’T LIST ATOMIC BOMB SECRETS ON THE INTERNET.
DON’T BLOW UP FIRECRAKERS.
DON’T TEASE A GORILLA WHO CAN HURL POOP AT YOU PLACED BETWEEN “THE CHEEKS.”
DON’T EVER, EVER MAKE A HOME-MADE SEX TAPE!
DON’T STEAL ANOTHER MANS GLASS EYE.
DON’T TAKE NUDE PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.
DON’T THROW PUPPIES OFF OF HILLS OR LEDGES.
DON’T FLASH YOUR PRIVATE PARTS TO WOMEN SERVING HOT COFFEE IN A DRIVE THROUGH.
CHECK BACK. THERE ARE A LOT OF IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD AND THE BIG LIST IS ALWAYS GROWING!!!
Good morning! You had a gentleman on today was talking about his pumpkin ale and blueberry porter, but I didn’t catch the name of his Brewery. I’m very interested!
Hi Kelly,
The Fitgers Brewhouse. Ask for Dave Hoops. 218-625-8646
Hi Jason,
I’ve had this thought bouncing around in my head for awhile, need to share it. I enjoy and benefit from Dr. Fischer’s program. He is a treasure to us here in the Northland. I’m sure there isn’t a finer human being anywhere. If more of us were like him the world would be a better place.
Do you think we could get our fine Mayor to proclaim Dr. Fischer a honorary citizen of our fine city. Who knows maybe we could get Dr. Fischer to visit, to accept such an award.
Sincerely,
Brad Ballantine
218-310-7423
I like your idea! I dunno if the Mayor will go for it, but I’ll make sure the Dr. is aware of your sentiments!
Take care Brad,
Jason
Hey Jason,
it would be nice if you gave a not so obvious hint for the secret sound.
sincerely,
Garrett Dorsher
218-235-0993
text or call…
Hi Garrett,
There will be a hint coming down the line. Just not yet…
Thanks,
Jason
Hey jason,I missed the hint this morning and was wondering if you could tell me what it was.
Hi Michelle,
The hint is “Nothing Charlie”
Good luck!
Jason
Jason,
Here’s some ammo if you’re on live with Ciskie and want to give him a hard time: when he refers to Minnesota State, ask him to clarify if he’s talking about Minnesota State Mankato or Minnesota State Moorhead. Mankato is not the only school that uses the “Minnesota State ” designation. If he’s going to use a shortened version, why not just say Mankato instead of Minnesota State?
Thanks Greg. I’ll try to remember that!!!
“God Made A DJ” bit was absolutely hilarious! As a former broadcaster, I can appreciate the self deprecating humor. That one was a hit out of the park! Priceless!!
Thanks Mike. I wish I could take credit for it but alas it was from another station on the east coast. We had to play it. It is a great bit!
Hey Jason I know you guys are freezing your butts off up north but it it is 72 down here in Weeki Watchee Florida! And I am listening to you guys here. The Tampa rock stations don’t have anything on you guys! Keep up the good work! I am driving back shortly and will try to brind some warm weather with me.
Jim
Thanks Jim! It seems like most of the weird stories we read come from that state. Bring some weather. Leave the freaks behind.
Jason
Hey Jason I hated the idea of a roundabout when they put two of them in Grand Rapids. But now that they have been here a few years I’m hoping they put more in!
Hi Joe,
That seems to be the general response I’m getting from people. I had no problem with my first roundabout encounter. Thanks for listening!
Jason
Hi guys! You are way too funny! Anyway, yesterday you had a list of Community School offerings for this Fall at HOCHS. It was hilarious.
Do you have that list anywhere on this website?
Thank you!
Here you go Michelle!
Registration must be completed by April 15th, 2013
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program – Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined since this is typically a sell-out!
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s at noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Hey, it’d be cool if your site had links to the certain things. For example, Ask the Mechanic, you could have a link to that site or info. Same with local tax expert.
I’m actually wondering what shop Ask the Mechanic is from. Due to work, I’m not able to listen to your show in the morning.
Thanks
Hi Mary,
We will be pod casting the morning show soon. Our mechanic is Brad Williams from Brad’s Auto Clinic. The number is 218-727-6672. Thanks for the suggestions!
Jason